"You know, I should be Mr. Fantastic," Rodney grumbled. "I'm the scientist and the brilliant mind. Sheppard's more like...the Human Torch. Reckless, a hothead, gets into trouble all the time. Even his initials match - Johnny Storm."
Bribery will get you somewhere.
Rodney found John on a balcony, staring moodily at the ocean. Dramatic, but under the circumstances he supposed he couldn't really throw stones.
"I could kiss you," Ray said.
Rodney's not even sure how it happens, how he finds himself with the keys to John's car and the keys to John's house and some vague instructions for taking care of John's dog, all because John's disappeared off-island "for a few days." Apparently Rodney a
